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hoot

A very funny person.
That guy is such a hoot!
by elimpet July 14, 2006
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a hoot

Meaning it's funny/hilarious/good banter
She's a hoot
by Hehehrofl February 24, 2017
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Hoots

Slang (Noun): A woman's breasts.
Damn, she has nice hoots.
by Jon Tutino August 29, 2003
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hoots

Fill your boots with hoots.
by PMFNA June 19, 2005
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hoot hoot

the art of dodging track practice because you a)suddenly have every injury and illness known to mankind, b)need to go to any one of a million clubs you were never in before, or c)don't have time and generally suck at it anyway. Alludes to the feeble, cowardly call of an overworked and crippled owl.
O man, I suck at track and can't come to practice today because I hav...hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot...
by hp track July 23, 2008
mugGet the hoot hootmug.

hoot

A condition characterized by uproarious amusement that is consistently observed whenever Sequoia and Pierre are in each other's presence.
Such a hoot that party was; one can presume with great confidence that Sequoia and Pierre were in attendance, for the conviviality and unrestrained merriment that permeated the atmosphere were unmistakably reminiscent of the inimitable hilarity that the duo is known to effortlessly conjure.
by Sexxybutt February 14, 2023
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Hoots

Smoking marijuana in tiny amounts by taking a small piece or nug and and smashing it between two knives just heated on the stove and then sucking in the vapor immediately produced. Also called "hot knives".
Yo Ryan, you gonna burn yo lips off if you keep doin them hoots so close to yo face
by D-port chillin January 29, 2007
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