the art of dodging track practice because you a)suddenly have every injury and illness known to mankind, b)need to go to any one of a million clubs you were never in before, or c)don't have time and generally suck at it anyway. Alludes to the feeble, cowardly call of an overworked and crippled owl.
by hp track July 23, 2008
Get the hoot hootmug. A condition characterized by uproarious amusement that is consistently observed whenever Sequoia and Pierre are in each other's presence.
Such a hoot that party was; one can presume with great confidence that Sequoia and Pierre were in attendance, for the conviviality and unrestrained merriment that permeated the atmosphere were unmistakably reminiscent of the inimitable hilarity that the duo is known to effortlessly conjure.
by Sexxybutt February 14, 2023
Get the hootmug. Smoking marijuana in tiny amounts by taking a small piece or nug and and smashing it between two knives just heated on the stove and then sucking in the vapor immediately produced. Also called "hot knives".
by D-port chillin January 29, 2007
Get the Hootsmug.