Hooker

1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team

My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.

or

I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.

by RachHarding November 28, 2007

hooker

one who grabs someone's ankle with the end of a field hockey stick.

After Jocelynn hooked my ankle with her field hockey stick, I called her a hooker.

by Annnnnaaaaaa123 October 18, 2006

hookers

females, often redneck, who need money for drugs and accordingly sleep with their cousins for money.

Did you see those cops bust that hooker the other night?

by IntelligentFemale August 08, 2003

hooker

prostitute

that hooker is you mom

by british kid September 19, 2003

hooker

1. A street prostitute.

2. A disgusting skank whore.

3. Any woman, if you have enough money.

"I got AIDS from a hooker."

"Nicki Minaj is a hooker with AIDS."

"I offered (insert woman's name) a million dollars, yada yada yada, I came in that hooker's mouth."

by Blackburne April 19, 2012

hooker

A person who give sex for drugs. Toxicomane.

Hey, did you see that prostitute on the street? Yeah but he is not doing it for the money, she is a hooker.

by JewsWorldOrder. December 14, 2015

hookerness

the innate ability to accept money for pleasure or fantasy services

Because of an early display of hookerness, her mother sent her to finishing school.

by pinball tony March 21, 2009