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Hoochie Babies 

Hoochie Babies are Hoochie Mamas in training but can still be saved before becoming full fledged Hoochie Mamas (which is a point of no return).

Hoochie babies can be saved by either watching 'What not to wear' repeatedly or seeking the advice of fabulous, appropriately clothed women. In extreme cases watching 'What not to wear' in the presence of fabulous, appropriately clothed women may also be necessary.
Blech! Someone send those hoochie babies home and turn on the lights so they can find their pants. Humbug!
Hoochie Babies by hukra December 2, 2010
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hoodrat hoochie mama

A dirty skank ho from straight out the projects. Comes from the 2 Live Crew song "Hoochie Mama".
(in the 1950's, in the suburbs)
Charles: "Gee buddy, haven't seen you in awhile. How are you?"
Juwan: "What's crackin' playa? Hey what's been goin' down wit dat bitch you been sweatin'?"
Charles: "Oh, Susie? She's a swell girl. We're going steady now, and I gave her my pin."
Juwan: "Right on brotha, lots a niggaz done pinned that bitch."
Charles: "What are you saying?"
Juwan: "She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama, hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama."
Charles: "Susie is a nice girl, whether or not she's sucked every cock in the county. And you're white."
Juwan: "Oh yeah, I forgot. Well I'd better get going, my mother is expecting me for supper at 6 o'clock sharp."

Hoochie Koo 

To live a rock and roll lifestyle, free from worry and anxiety. Being a true free-spirit.
Dude, you totally got this Hoochie Koo vibe about you
Hoochie Koo by TRANS AM MAN July 5, 2009

hoochie-schooch 

to bump into someone, usually in a sexual way
Jonathan hoochie-schooched into Samantha.

Zachariah hoochie-schooch's with everyone in the school's hall.

Jesse has never hoochie-schooched a woman.
hoochie-schooch by Shiv Patel April 21, 2008
A female who dresses up and/or acts in an improper manner in order to gain the attention of males. Also known as a "slut" or "hoe" in some circles. AVOID THESE FEMALES. Unless you have other priorities in mind...
Dude #1: dayummmm, look at that hoochi bro.

Dude #2: ehh...she's aight. i've seen finer specimens.
Hoochi by PhoneHome14 June 1, 2010
If you can't remember somethings name, ya got hoochit. It's kinda like Shiznit-Noodle.
"Hey, can you hand me that hoochit over there?"
hoochit by ScribblePidge January 23, 2021

Don Hoochie 

An alternative Term For Don Julio, Created By The rapper CB4th
“Hey let’s drink some Don Hoochie Tonight
Don Hoochie by CB4th November 23, 2021