Honky Tonk 

At the culmination of coitus (preferably doggy-style) you retrieve your banjo, lift it over your shoulder and bring it down upon your present partners head. The dossal tones that will emanate from this southern harp will remind one of a honky tonk.

-a slight variation would be to sing a country or blue grass line (instrumental or vocal) before impact.

Most girls don't care for country or blue grass, but everyone enjoys a good honky tonk.

-Hey Jen, where did that bump come from?

-One of the 12 guys I screwed for money gave me a honky tonk.

Honky Tonk by J. Cooper December 28, 2004

whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka 

Give me fellatio...you piece of fecal matter.

Whitey comon o here. Ya steeped in gayness. Whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka. Git outta ma pfuqin face.

whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka by white bread witout da bed spread November 22, 2004

Honky Tonk 

That be the sound it make when you hit a white man on his forehead with a spoon.

Did you heard the "honky tonk" when Fred got he self hit just above his eye brow with that old tea spoon.

Honky Tonk by DanoC November 17, 2005

honky tonk 

One who is of excessive whiteness. i.e. white trash cowboy

Look at that honky tonk talking like he's the shiznoodle.

honky tonk by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

Honky Tonk 

What New Englanders call apple peelers

Get the Honky Tonk out of the drawer and peel those granny smiths

Honky Tonk by Jonag August 26, 2008

honky tonk 

An excessively Caucasian, ignorant and racist individual.

Mary is a honky tonk yankee doodle bitch.

honky tonk by Shayla November 14, 2003

Honky Tonk 

It means/I am the Devil/Hence all country slang means that as does Hip hop

Honky tonk yo homie g

I am the devil give me your soul I come from the seventh layer of he11

Honky Tonk by Siiko May 17, 2007