canadian home invasion

When your partner uses a denim strap-on covered in maple syrup on you.

Our relationship was in need of some excitement, so I let her give me a Canadian home invasion.

by GrimmWCS March 23, 2016

home invasion

The act of masturbating with your off hand after you have been sitting on it. therefore restricting blood-flow to the hand making it numb aka("the stranger"). All while wearing a leather glove.

Jim made the mistake of of trying a home invasion without lube. ouch.

by yoursosillyjim October 19, 2010

home invasion

Thats when you kick the door in and duct tap everyone in the house. you proceed to ask were you keep the doe. then pop shots till they snitch.

yo son we got on some straight up home invasion shit and robbed all them byrds.

by Bwiggles February 14, 2008

Detroit Home Invasion

When a man dumps a bowl of glass shards into his partner’s (preferably a female’s) vagina and proceeds to dropkick the woman repeatedly until she orgasms.

Never go to the city of Detroit, unless you’re prepared for a Detroit Home Invasion.

by DoomedMoon October 19, 2021

home invader

A person who hooks up with someone who is in a relationship but does not want to break them up or have a romantic relationship with that person. Like a home wrecker only without trying to mess up the home, they just want to get it in for themselves.

Nahh, I'm just a home invader! He can keep his girlfriend I just want to get it in on the side!

by nikkiibee13 April 1, 2011

Home Insurance Company

Home Insurance Company is home insurance company, who is home insurance company? We don't know

Home insurance company is just home insurance company

by idkbruhuhuhuh June 8, 2025

The Home Invasion

Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.

Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV

by Jerthehair March 15, 2018