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juggalo holocaust

The Juggalo Holocaust may save our country from a future of stupidity and obesity.
by TheCableNazi October 20, 2008
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Holocaustianity

Holocaustianity refers to various argued similarities between beliefs in the politically correct version of the Holocaust and religious beliefs.
Anton: "what did you mean by that saying that the Holocaust is a religion, Mr. Grigory?"

Grigory: "Holocaustianity constitute a lay religion with its own dogma, commandments, decrees, prophets, high priests and Saints: St Anne (Frank), St Simon (Wiesenthal), St Elie (Wiesel). It has its holy places, its rituals and its pilgrimages. It has its temples and its relics (bars of soap, piles of shoes, etc.), its martyrs, heroes, miracles and miraculous survivors (millions of them), its golden legend and its righteous people. Auschwitz is its Golgotha, Hitler is its Satan. It dictates its law to the nations. Its heart beats in Jerusalem, at the Yad Veshem monument. It is a new religion that has enjoyed a meteoric growth since World War II."
by MickTheGoat September 7, 2023
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dooklear holocaust

Sweaty hands, heavy breathing, and a ruptured colon. In short:The aftermath of a severe bowel movement. Environmental damage is very possible and more than likely. Up to and including: Flooding, Wall Splatter, and the dreaded "Olor a muerte" or Smell of Death
Stacy described the aftermath of the Dooklear Holocaust that claimed the 5th floor bathroom, "There were large clumps of fecal matter from ceiling to floor. Olor a Muerte had definitely set in."
by Jadeveon Rico Alouicious January 27, 2014
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holocaust

a terrible event, where 6 million jews from al different ages were killed because they were different.
bobby: did you hear about the holocaust that happened during world war|| in 1939-1941?
felicia: yes of course! it was that terrible event where hitler killed millions of jews!
bobby: OMG that’s terrible!
felicia: yes, i know. i wish it never happend
by stupid imbicile May 7, 2022
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hollercaust

The ability of comedian to perpetuate genocide through a response of laughter the literally "kills."
To exterminate the rival political party's supporters, the President paid Bill Burr and Mitch Hedberg's ghost a handsome sum to deliver a covert hollercaust.
by eops November 1, 2009
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zombie hollocaust

When a large outbreak of zombies kill's a few million people.
ever seen "28 Days Later"? that's a zombie hollocaust.
by William Mccreight August 5, 2007
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juggalo holocaust

The juggalo holocaust has sparked much interest in the Juggalo/Juggalette family. So far, 20-25 juggalos have been shot and killed whereas 6 juggalettes have been raped. Rumor has it that this "Juggalo Holocaust" started in Beerfest '04. The attackers are said to wear the initials 'JH' on their shoes, shirts, and some even had bandanas. Any juggalo or juggalette that spots someone with these intials need to stay in large groups and in very lit areas. Be aware of everyone and stay down with the clown. Dont let these idiots stop us.
"Down With The Clown Till I'm Dead In The Ground!"
"NO Juggalo Holocaust can stop us."
by David D. Davidson June 22, 2008
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