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Hiking in Appalachia

To have an extramarrital affair. Stems from the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford(R). Gov. Sanford was thought to be hiking in Appalachia. In actuality, he was having an affair in the South American country of Argentina.
Girl, I just saw Susie's man hiking in Appalachia.
by Chatnoir80 June 24, 2009
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Hiking the Appalachians

To "hike the Appalachians" is to cheat on your significant other.
Politicians love stealing our money and hiking the Appalachians.
by noncoercive June 24, 2009
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hoeing and blowing

Engaging in sexual activities with multiple tings, mainly including the term blowing (blowjobs). The term is frequently used by male participants of the sexual act itself.
Guy: “Hey gyal, you been hoeing and blowing lately babe?”
Girl: “Of course babes, around back of asda at 2?”

Guy: “snm”
by mouthvacuum9000 November 15, 2021
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Homing Beacon

The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.

Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.

- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'

B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
by funkiermunky January 27, 2012
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Honing and boning

Wonda Wonderpig was in the van just honing and boning!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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hooking up

Based on the age range and context this term is put in, it can mean a number of different things

1) Middle school age- kissing or making out at most (unless for those few mature sluts who make make it farther)

2) High School- Generally having sex. For most freshman and some sophomores, this means kissing or making out, unless they make it farther which can be common

3) Young adults- sex.

4) Older adults, like parents- Being really nicely helped out
1)John and Lilly are hooking up at the school dance tonight!
2) I hooked up with the quarterback, his d is tiny
3) I think I might've hooked up with Jerry when I was drunk.....
4) Wow!! Bobby really is hooking me up with those concert tickets!
by thottyhoe March 12, 2015
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Hiking the appalachian trail

I was out "Hiking the appalachian trail"
by Spartan1986 July 5, 2009
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