French Hiker Syndrome

A Natural occurring phenomenon where a French person taking part in any semi-strenuous activity will complain within minutes of the activity's starting, often during hikes.
Known remedies include : resting, cheese, and giving up.
Not to be confused with french cries
Pierre : My legs hurt, who chose this hike ?!
Moira : I think Pierre is coming down with a case of French Hiker Syndrome again
by ricardo_vic March 21, 2021
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Flemish hitch-hiker

When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.
"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"
by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009
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Lazy hitch hiker

When a man is sitting on the coutch and a lady friend comes to sit by you and you stick your thumb out for her to sit on.
Come sit over here so i can give you a Lazy hitch hiker
by dirtbiker1488 July 22, 2009
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Gay Hitch Hiker

Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!
by spazz13 November 05, 2004
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by CaPTiaN TaCo June 06, 2005
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Lazy Hitch hiker

lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.

Alternate definition:
A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
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I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.
by Sean the Buffalo December 03, 2010
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ass hiker

Someone that rides your ass to the peak
Damn dude, that douche was a real ass hiker
by Nasty Nate February 08, 2015
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