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Hetalia

A Japanese animation about homosexual countries. The main characters are the Axis and Allies. Also a place where yaoi fan girls yap about how canon their ship is.
"Hetalia is a great anime, America and Japan are so gay for each other."
"Omg, I know right? America and Japan together, it's so canon."
Hater:"Fuck Hetalia"
Hater: Is trampled by fan girls and is now dead
"Now back to ships, any one ship USUK?"
FrUK shippers: "Nope Lel"
USUK shippers: "Fucking die"
-ship war starts-
"So America and Japan are so gay for each other, right?"
"Yup"
by ScrewThatDumbAss November 25, 2016
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Hetalia Poland

A sexy beast; a creature of chaos, seduction, ponies and inexplicable femininity. Every time you look at him, your mind (and your reproductive organs) is blown at how mind bogglingly sexy he is.
A character from the cursed show of hetalia, but will always be something more.
"Holy shit Estonia, here comes Hetalia Poland!"
"No Lithuania, don't look at him, the last time you did, you ejaculated everywhere and I had to clean it u-"
"..."
"Dammit Lithuania, I think some of it got on my face."
by Probably not aesthetic June 6, 2019
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Mrs. Hetlinger

a nasty witch that can't teach for shit and deserves to suck on satan toes
Mrs. Hetlinger can't teach, you should knock her up Jim. might improve her teaching
by Underaged onion August 28, 2018
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Hetalia

An epic manga about the time around WWII. Its characters are all stereotyped people of a country put into one person’s body per county. Ex. Italy = pasta loving guy = Feliciano.

It's movie is coming out on June 5, 2010.
1. Me and my friends are going to Japan to see the Hetalia movie

2. My fav. character is either Italy, Austria, Germany or Prussia
by Emo Kitty May 26, 2010
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Hetal

the absolute coolest most beautiful asshat on this earth
Hetal is my best friend.
by Himali March 21, 2004
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Hetalia

An amine/manga series that (roughly) means: "Italy is a cute pussy."

The series follows Italy and his friends, mainly Germany (who totally has a crush on him) and Japan (who probably ships the Italian and the German).

There's other countries too. Like America (the fandom really likes thinking he has crippling depression), England (I don't know if anyone likes him in the fandom), France (he's a frog), China (who claims to be the oldest nation even though he looks 18-20), Russia... And many, many more...
A: Ne Ne Papa, Hetalia is the best!
by WattpadWriter123 January 8, 2020
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hetalia 2021

Hetalia? In our 2021? More likely than you think.

Hetalia: World Stars was announced.
In late October of 2020, Himaruya finally woke up from his dead slumber and told everyone on his Twitter "hey you know what, get the fuck up. you're not leaving, foolish mortal. i own your soul."
"Why is the Hetalia Fandom still living?"
"Hetalia 2021 happened, that's why."

"Foolish being. We were always here. You just haven't seen us since it takes you five years to make a new season. You'll be worshipping us later. See you in Hetalia 2021! Ciao!"

"Hetalia 2021? What next? It's like 2020 is a fucking bingo sheet of unexpected events."

"It took a global pandemic for Hetalia 2021 to be here? Christ almighty, step up your game."
by i am dead and you are too November 15, 2020
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