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flaming heterosexual 

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Girl crazy(Male) Boy crazy(female) The polar opposite of a flaming homosexual. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up version of a ladies man.
What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week
George Clooney single in a cocaine psychosis

happy heterosexual

A straight male who you would swear is really gay.
That hippy seems so gay, but he's been married twice and has 6 kids. I guess he's just a happy heterosexual.
happy heterosexual by LeBain December 4, 2007

Heterosexual 

A heterosexual person is attracted to people of the opposite sex. Boys who like girls and women who like men are heterosexual. ... When you think of a married couple or parents, it's usually been a man and woman — in other words, a heterosexual couple. However, being heterosexual is only one sexual orientation.
Man loves women, women love man that is Heterosexual
Heterosexual by Gotham. Queen February 14, 2018

heterosexual safety seat 

Also known as the Gay Seat or the I'm Not Gay Seat.

Referenced by Ray Romano in his stand-up act: it refers to the empty seat left between two straight males sitting in a movie theater together as proof to the rest of the audience that they are not there as a couple, and infact, just hetreosexual friends.
Even though were we in a crowded movie theater, watching an action movie, my pal and I had to leave the heterosexual safety seat between us just in case anyone was looking.

Heterosexual 

What is your sexuality?”
I am Heterosexual.
Heterosexual by UwOOwU September 27, 2019

prison heterosexuality 

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.
Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.