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Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.
“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”
by AR7AS January 5, 2023
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Hipatitis B

An extremely contagious disease that will turn you into an attention-hungry hipster over the course of two weeks. Very widespread in the valley, symptoms include 1000+ facebook friends, careers in frozen yogurt, fixie-riding, and all around hipsterribleness.
Hipster 1 "Did you hear about ben? He caught a touch of that Hipatitis B."
Hipster 2 "Yeah I heard. Supposedly he has new jobs at TWO frozen yogurt places."
by MOZEJEWSKI September 16, 2009
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Hepatitties

Tits that have been infected with hepatitis. Somehow.
Her hepatitties were rather large, but were they worth the HIV-ridden consequences?
by Rye_ January 17, 2011
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herpatitis

The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.
homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"

dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"
by LiVee August 2, 2012
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herpatitis g

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.
Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"
by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004
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herpatitis

The condition in which a person has contacted both herpes and hepatitis, and they have collectively joined forces to attack your body.
Doug was raw fucking two different guys...one with herpes and one with hepatitis. He better stop before he catch that herpatitis.
by dtr0286 August 22, 2009
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