Helium turd

Turds that float back to the top, even after flushing the toilet.

Chad had to flush twice because the helium turds floated back up after the first flush.

by Eflex July 13, 2012

helium parenting

(n.) -- A method of parenting which is similar to the way a child holds a balloon, in which parents allow their children to rise like a helium-filled balloon and float on their own, while at the same time making sure that their growing sons and daughters have a strong grasp on the string so that they do not float away to unknown parts.

"My parents were good to me, and they raised me with helium parenting ideas. They gave me a lot of freedom when I was a child but they were always there for me, too. I loved being a balloon and yet I was glad they made sure I was holding on to the string."

overheard at a watercooler in the hallway at Temple Beth Shalom in
Toronto, Janary 31, 2012

by PRwiz101 August 1, 2012

helium-handed blonde bimbo

A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.

The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.

by hello April 5, 2005

Helium-Core

A genre of music in which the lead singer has an extremely high pitched voice and is usually attractive. Their music is generally fast but mostly cleans, with a couple screams thrown in for fun. Primary demographics are usually females ages 12-15.

Some Big Helium-Core bands are Sleeping with Sirens and Pierce the Veil.

by EnterShikari February 9, 2013

helium tank

then your smoking (weed) with a gb (gravity bong) and you completely fill the inner water bottle with smoke

daaaaaaaamn that’s a fat ass helium tank

by indian sexburn dude August 28, 2018

helium tank

When one person farts into the mouth of another person, usually while receiving a rim job.

I was not enthused when Benny suggested we try a helium tank.

by therearenopseudonymsavailable! July 19, 2014

helium balloon

When a man inserts his flacid penis into a woman and then becomes erect inside of her.

For effect, the man may tug his scrotum as if he is releasing helium into his dick.

Jill: Why did you stick your floppy dick in me?

Jack: Wait for it.

Jill: Oh my!

Jack: That's my helium balloon, baby.

by Fozter March 26, 2010