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Apache Attack Helicopter

The most well known sexual identity of them all, just more secretly so than male and female.
You see that one of there? They identify sexually as an Apache Attack Helicopter
by Flappy The Clown April 12, 2017
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helicopterily

adj.
Term used by string players referring to the action of abruptly lifting one's bow off the string, resembling a helicopter taking off.
"Your bows need to lift more at the end, like jumbo jets... not so helicopterily."
by dtown.orchestra April 25, 2010
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helicopter position

A sexual position where the female lies on the bed and the male inserts his penis inside her, so they lie stomach to stomach on the bed. The male then proceeds to rotate with his penis inside the woman, in a clockwise direction, imitating a helicopter blade.
NOTE: This is an extremely difficult and painful manoeuvre, it is not recommended it as it may result in injury.
'We both fancied a shag - I went for the helicopter position and snapped by banjo string.'
'I fucked the shit out of her and we even went for the helicopter! The friction was unreal.'
by TheSpasticTangerine September 3, 2017
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helicopter mother

The term helicopter mother comes from mothers of (usually) college students who 'hover' over their children at all times of the day. Here are some sign of you having a helicopter mother.

1. Your mother calls you once a day, or more than once a day.
2. Your mother calls you and reminds you about tests, homework, obligations, meetings, etc., because you cannot handle it yourself, you little child you.
3. Your mother registers your classes for you.
4. Your mother attempts to do your homework...and by doing your homework, I don't mean revising a paper, but more like wrestling your chemistry homework from your willing hands and hiring somebody at home to do it for her then sending it back to you before it's due...because she knows when it's due.
5. Your mother sneaks into your school, does your laundry, then sneaks out.
6. You have a GPS chip somewhere underneith your skin, so she knows where you are at all times, and even if you don't, she still knows where you are at all times because of all the phone calls.
7. You don't know how to clean your room, because your mother does it for you.
7. You PROBABLY don't have a (private) social life, although this one is optional.
"oh, mommy-wommy is calling again!"
"That's the third time this hour"
"Well, my mommy loves me and yours doesn't."
"Because my mom doesn't spoil me and do my laundry and call me twelve times a day? touche, touche...goddamn helicopter mother"
by kekekekekekekekekekeke April 3, 2006
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Helicopter ride

It's a meme for right winged person that they want to give a leftist a ride in a helicopter then throw them to their death
Someone needs to give Hillary a Helicopter ride
by vanilladazzle June 13, 2017
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Helicopter Ride

The act of waking a woman up by violentely swinging your penis in her face in a counter-clockwise/clickwise circular motion, while screaming in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
After John gave Susan a Helicopter Ride he made her a portuguese breakfast and then she was off to work.
by G stein April 11, 2008
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Helicopter Penis

Created when a nude man successfully attempts to take flight by swinging his penis in circles like the blades on a helicopter.
"What's that in the sky?"
"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No you fuckin morons! Get your fuckin eyes checked, it's just Joe -- he finally got his helicopter penis up and running."
by that1dud3 November 30, 2009
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