Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”
Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”
Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”
Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”
Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”
Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”
Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”
by Nev2 November 2, 2018
Get the The Hastie Wastiemug. Jackson Hastie is the biggest bitch ass nigger in the whole entire world. But his asshole is tighter than any object known to man. All 8.2 inches of his big girthy bulging penis feel soooooo good.
George Floyd: You heard of that Jackson Hastie guy?? I heard he has the fattestttt cock.
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho
by propergeeza123 October 31, 2023
Get the Jackson Hastiemug. Blond hasties are dangerous. Don't get close to them. If you know any hasti who is vegan, blond and feminist, run away. I'm not joking
by Taha hashemi November 23, 2021
Get the Hastimug. Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway: Noun/Adjective
Some may know him as a loveable guy, others a sexy man. However, behind those glasses and dreads and bucket of kfc; lies a dirty, no good for nothin', job stealin', welfare cashin', melon munchin', cotton pickin', Hellcat stealin', can't swim for nothin', street jumpin', plays basket ball because he's black, blacker than the road, blacker than Tyler Perry, blacker Tiger Wood's bruises, bros so black he's just a silhouette, bros what they named black berries after, when the ancient greeks were naming color, they sought to Marques Hasty for inspiration, for the color black. Raeshawn is so black in fact that he can understand this: "Ek is 'n hitler-aap"
Raeshawn: Pronoun/Adjective
A pedo.
Some may know him as a loveable guy, others a sexy man. However, behind those glasses and dreads and bucket of kfc; lies a dirty, no good for nothin', job stealin', welfare cashin', melon munchin', cotton pickin', Hellcat stealin', can't swim for nothin', street jumpin', plays basket ball because he's black, blacker than the road, blacker than Tyler Perry, blacker Tiger Wood's bruises, bros so black he's just a silhouette, bros what they named black berries after, when the ancient greeks were naming color, they sought to Marques Hasty for inspiration, for the color black. Raeshawn is so black in fact that he can understand this: "Ek is 'n hitler-aap"
Raeshawn: Pronoun/Adjective
A pedo.
by NiggologistPHD May 8, 2024
Get the Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettwaymug. 
After eating Kabab Mahali for 4 weeks:
A: what do u want for lunch?
B: Kabab Mahali!
A: Mage Hatef Hasti????
A: what do u want for lunch?
B: Kabab Mahali!
A: Mage Hatef Hasti????
by Yousefi mashhourz April 21, 2019
Get the Mage hatef hasti?mug. by hunglikeahorse23 December 26, 2024
Get the Hasti Bumskinmug.