A person who has a huge dick they have all the girls around them they are persistent and smart brave and an absolute alpha male they have the body of a god with the dick of a giant even tho they fall in love fast they are caring and will do anything to make you happy and feel like your the only girl that he loves
by God among us October 15, 2020
Hassan is everything you could ask for in a friend. Though he doesn't care for too much, he's still quite the extrovert, and is pretty popular. He doesn't like sports very much though, so he isn't your typical dreamy high school boy. He absolutely adores music, and the people that mean a lot to him. He can come off as apathetic sometimes, but when you get to know him, he's the sweetest and most amazing person you could ever meet.
by beecatxy7 August 6, 2017
Originally a character in John Green's novel, "An Abundance of Katherines". His discription is one of a fat, lazy muslim.
In reality, he is a man whoes real name is Neal, and who frankly may or may not be mentally handicapped. He looks just how John Green describes him. But who decides to ask out girls, and telling them that their in love with them, after one shaky conversation. He is sortof a man of Edward Cullen's stature, only a little less creepy. If thats possible. ew.
In reality, he is a man whoes real name is Neal, and who frankly may or may not be mentally handicapped. He looks just how John Green describes him. But who decides to ask out girls, and telling them that their in love with them, after one shaky conversation. He is sortof a man of Edward Cullen's stature, only a little less creepy. If thats possible. ew.
hasaan: hey can i talk to you for a minute?
innocent girl: yea! sure, whats up Neal?
hassan: im in love with you, wanna go out and bang each other without meaning, just so i can get my dick wet? oh and im staying at home, instead of going to collage.
innocent girl: your a fat lazy muslim who looks like that Hassan character, from one of John Green's books. what do you think? But sure, lets go do it, ;)
innocent girl: yea! sure, whats up Neal?
hassan: im in love with you, wanna go out and bang each other without meaning, just so i can get my dick wet? oh and im staying at home, instead of going to collage.
innocent girl: your a fat lazy muslim who looks like that Hassan character, from one of John Green's books. what do you think? But sure, lets go do it, ;)
by The Greatest B August 18, 2010
A gay with a small dick knowed to have big eyebrows like rock lee and is very posh. Usually freinds with a yousuf, yousef, yusuf or a isaac. These freinds are normally his far cousin and are very cool. A hassan is a real shotta.
Girl: My new boyfreind is hassan
Girl 2: isnt he a bit gay thoe
Girl:no how dare you say that its just a joke between his freinds he does have masive eyebrows tho
Girl 2: isnt he a bit gay thoe
Girl:no how dare you say that its just a joke between his freinds he does have masive eyebrows tho
by Hassanisafunnyguy August 7, 2019
Hassan (name)
Hassan is a wild snake and people who are named Hassan are extreme snakes who constantly like to make sss sounds in class.
Hassan is a wild snake and people who are named Hassan are extreme snakes who constantly like to make sss sounds in class.
by BigMan122 October 11, 2019
1 the most well known indian pimp in michigan
2 owner of the extravagant cabosine, driven by raoul botswiana
3 a very white, red haired irish girl
2 owner of the extravagant cabosine, driven by raoul botswiana
3 a very white, red haired irish girl
by chantelle May 7, 2005
Guy 1: Hey Yo What you doing?
Guy 2: Trying to play some Plague but not connecting; boutta backhand my sis
Guy 1: You're such a Hassan
Guy 2: Trying to play some Plague but not connecting; boutta backhand my sis
Guy 1: You're such a Hassan
by mr rusin student March 16, 2016