Harvard Goggles

How women are typically perceived at Harvard University. This perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. For example, if a woman is a 5 outside of Harvard, she is approximately an 8 at Harvard.

WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).

This perception consequently tends to disillusion the women of Harvard University into thinking that they are attractive. Fortunately, this disillusionment only lasts 4 years with brief intermissions in between years for winter, spring, and summer breaks.

Theodore Covington III: Gee Preston, did you observe that female? She was extremely attractive!

Preston Wingfield VI: Get a hold of yourself Theodore! We're on summer break; you really must remove the Harvard Goggles. I've seen more attractive animal feces than that lady.

by Boondock Drunks February 7, 2007

Harvard Fucks

When working as a bartender, waitress, or any customer service-related field in the Cambridge/Boston/Somerville area; the pompous, arrogant, shockingly entitled undergrad with no social skills and a special sort of rudeness that is just outright frightening. Harvard Fucks have never worked a real job in their lives, and have no concept of tipping, saying please and thank you, and looking at you while you speak to them. To a Harvard Fuck, you do not exist. Harvard Fucks leave $10 on a $100 tab, and can manage to make one beer last for three hours. After your second or third Harvard Fuck, you can spot them from a mile away, and your "friendly waitstaff" is flipping coins to see who has to deal with the slave-driving and 9% tip.

Ashley- "Lisa, are you okay?"

Lisa- "No! Those cocksuckers at table twenty-six tipped me $5 on a $62 dollar tab! They've been here ALL NIGHT! Don't they know we live on tips?"

Ashley- "No, Lisa. Those Harvard Fucks have no fucking clue."

by angrybird617 February 24, 2011

ms.harvard

otherwise known as funwrita, ms.harvard is a genius, who allegedly leads the illuminati and once beat donald trump up in a fight, putting him in a peach. i heard her hair is insured for $10,000.

"who is ms.harvard?"
"you seriously dont know rita???"

by idonthaveapples March 11, 2020

Harvard Hotpocket

The act of leaving a hot shit in an unsuspecting persons backpack.

Yo I just took the biggest Harvard hotpocket on Eli

by merpderple October 22, 2014

Harvik

Amazing, Hot, and so funny. Also very smart and cool. Plays many sports good and such a nice guy. Typically a short guy but has a big heart.

Oh my gosh, im in love with harvik

by tufjdla123 February 8, 2018

Harvin

(v) the action of not attending a social event and/or not participating while being privy to said such event.

"I can't go running today. I have to harvin out because I want to sleep in

by disgrntld nav December 9, 2012

Harvard Trip

(Verb) The act of using a large, old-fashion scale to trick your dealer into giving you more bud then what you are paying for.

*Not to be confused with the Harvard Shift

*Can be substituted for other drugs besides marijuana

1. My dealer came over but forgot his scale, so I gave him the Harvard Trip and ended up with a gram more than what I paid for!

2. My stoned drug dealer didn't even notice that I gave him the Harvard Trip!

by SSOBEHT August 3, 2014