by julapdx November 07, 2013
by Mad Dog Friedman November 17, 2011
1. When a pube gets caught beneath one's foreskin. This can be very uncomfortable and even painful should the penis become erect, thus pulling at the hair. Then the pube stretches out, forming a little tight string like a harp.
2. A harp with strings made out of extremely long pubic hairs.
2. A harp with strings made out of extremely long pubic hairs.
1. "Holy shit, this pubic harp hurts like a bitch."
2. "Dude, have you heard Ronny play that new pubic harp he bought? It's disgusting as hell, but beautiful."
2. "Dude, have you heard Ronny play that new pubic harp he bought? It's disgusting as hell, but beautiful."
by duballub May 23, 2009
The lure of the orca; when two people make a conquest of a morbidly obese member of the opposite sex by "harpooning" them
After consuming the bucket of KFC and her diet coke, Tonya was ensnared by Jeff and Dave and revived a thorough whale harping.
by Snarkyhex January 01, 2015
" yo i just did the colt harp... man i am a fucking idiot"
" sorry officer the only reason you got called is because my sons friend just pulled a colt harp..."
" sorry officer the only reason you got called is because my sons friend just pulled a colt harp..."
by Panadero Saint January 12, 2008
old cuddle cuts: HUHHHHHHH
sparkly: STOP THAT!
dinosaur steve: STOP THAT!
woowoo: STOP THAT!
talking gumball machine: STOP THAT!
john: You guys have weird names.
old cuddle cuts: me-harp!
sparkly: STOP THAT!
dinosaur steve: STOP THAT!
woowoo: STOP THAT!
talking gumball machine: STOP THAT!
john: You guys have weird names.
old cuddle cuts: me-harp!
by Dylan-a Davis-a May 05, 2005
An exclamation following an instance of high-class stupidity. Like saying Herp Derp, only classier and more pretentious. Hand movements pantomiming a harp player are optional.
Melba: Oh hey, how's it going?
Numps: Can't complain. Oh, jeezum crow! I just stepped on a tack!
Melba: Haha! HARP DARP!
Numps: You classy bitch! Stop plucking those invisible strings!
Numps: Can't complain. Oh, jeezum crow! I just stepped on a tack!
Melba: Haha! HARP DARP!
Numps: You classy bitch! Stop plucking those invisible strings!
by SaladOnTop April 22, 2011