holding up 4 fingers

holding up 4 fingers means that your cool asf

*holding up 4 fingers* damn they must be cool

by hsjsjkshskshs June 12, 2022

You're Holding It Wrong

1. Steve Job's joke of an excuse when customers complained about loosing reception on their new iPhone 4 mobile devices, a problem that occasionally occurs from gripping the phone in the left hand corner and thus shorting out the outer antenna band.

2. A condescending cop-out response from a person way too smug and hipster to admit there could be a problem, no matter how small it could be.

3. A sarcastic response one might joke to a friend when they can't get something to work.

4. An corporation's attempt at consumer socialism.

Friend 1: "Ah man, my phone dropped another call. What is this BS!"

Friend 2: "You're Holding It Wrong."

by Frosty-Jay July 1, 2010

holding in a restart

Term used for when Windows asks if you want to restart now or later, and you choose later. Also fair warning when online that you might restart any minute. Its the same as holding in a shit in that eventually, you have to do it. Thus, "holding in a restart".

Bob: Ey, just to let you know I'm holding in a restart.
Steve: Gotcha.

by Moondoggy November 8, 2008

Harding's Law

The tendency to notice mistakes shortly after a resource is made public. Characterized by a direct correlation between the impact of the mistake and the size of the audience. Variant of Murphy's Law.

"Oh no! I didn't catch that typo until after I hit the 'Publish' button! Harding's Law, huh?"

"Why is it so reliable that I see an error in a file 30 seconds after I send it out? Must be Harding's Law at work."

by jstarlen January 2, 2020

holding 4 fingers up

You love getting railed by huge black men named Tyrone Jaquavis.

“Hey, did you see that guy holding 4 fingers up? He must’ve got that huge horse cock up his ass!”

by LilDeeBson April 25, 2022

Holding hair

To help out someone who is drunk, especially a girl.

Origin: Comes from the need to hold a girl's long hair back out of the way while she chunders.

Oh man, that chick was so trashed, I spent half the night holding hair.

by Boatblder December 17, 2008

tonya harding

(v.t.) to debilitate the competition through use of a blunt object, especially via a blow to the knee

Eric was tonya hardingged as he stepped onto the field, assuring a victory for the team's manager.

by glertend May 16, 2011