Whale Harness

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.

Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.

by Francostein June 10, 2009

ICEBERG HARNESS

What phil ho does to carol wang

(leave it up to your imagination)

the other day, in the shower, PHil totally iceberg harnessed the shit out of me! i couldnt even sit for 3 days!

by shinkako December 15, 2010

Ezra Harner

Usually likes boys
More specifically

Sexy boys named kurt

Person 1: Omg is that Ezra Harner??
Person 2: Yeah and I’ve heard that he’s been doing Kurt every night since last Tuesday in the Walmart parking lot

by emma_chamberlain April 28, 2019

Harnek

Straight Up,Soorma.
isn't afraid of nobody but god.
unique indian name

My name is Harnek

by hoodibaba April 22, 2009

Harney Beating

A harsh beating given by multiple amounts of people towards one person usually involving smeagling, tity twisters, and being tied up with yellow rope all at the same time. A Harney Beating is received when you are either acting tough, gay or you just look like you deserved a beating. It originally got its title from one person by the name of Harney who was unfortunately beaten when he acted with the characteristics just described above.

Yo this kid is trying to act tough, we need to give him a Harney Beating to get him back in line.

by Bubbis May 23, 2006

Blake Harnage

The guitarist of versaemerge. FUCKIN SEX GOD! *dies* also very clean. and sexy.

sam: omg. look. it's blake harnage.

beth: OMG!!! *grabs blake's face* I HAVE AFTERBURN ON MY BALLS!! AND I HAVE AIDS!!
blake: um. i need sanitizer

by afterburn:) May 20, 2010

haraenay

a hilarious diphthong. has trouble taking candy from premature babies. she is the coolest person you will ever meet and laughs at everything. And she is my best friend.

Poo you haraenay

by bahaha5 February 28, 2013