houashe

Houashe is rlly pretty. That's it, she's a goddess. mwah mwah houashe <33 houashe is also very kind but also eats ketchup and Mayo with grapes :|

Houashe grapes, ketchup and Mayo aren't good together.

by j<3 (oe mama) November 21, 2021

Edmond Haofang Jia

The most fuckin' individual you'll ever meet. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips, but he's just the chips. They're not even the good kind, y'know, like the Freedos. And the Pringles Restaurant Cravers Mozzarella Sticks and Marinara chips. Ew. They always think they're correct, when all they're doing is ruin their reputation one word at a time. They are also the worlds biggest narcissist. Oh, and chances are, they like Valorant.

Person 1: I like console games!
Edmond Haofang Jia: I have lost all respect for you as a decent human being, you take others work and claim it as yours. I am unfriending you and when I meet you again I will hope never to talk or socialise with you.
You copy and paste, and you don't have respect or dignity
i genuinely hate you.

Person 1: Man what a douchebag

by KaisUW September 21, 2021

Haonan

He is a smart intelligent young boy. He does not like people that follow him or annoy him a lot. He is very kind to his friends and does not annoy teachers or adults. He is. Very playful and active. He is very creative and doesn’t hesitate to do any thing he wants

Yo Haonan is so amazing

by The guy who wrote about Haonan January 5, 2018

Haguar

Noun, an older and undeniably unattractive evolution of the cougar. Marked by excessive drunkenness and a distinct lack of class.

"Hey those nasty old women are eyein' you man, got a couplea Haguars on your tail."

"Jane looks great at 45 but her haguar of an older sister still thinks she can dress like she's 20"

by madjack mcmad December 30, 2008

haoura

NEW ZEALAND: A rather detached maori concept of balancing your life, it's all about the physical, social, mental + emotional, and spiritual balance. In reality, it's just taught at schools in New Zealand to white girls who are forced to take it by the Government. It's a bum subject at school, that is, no one gives a shit if you fail or pass with excellence. It's meant to make you a better person. We have to take it at NZ high school until fourth form, when we can drop it's sorry little ass and go back to our unbalanced but nevertheless much better lifestyles.

A: Dude, have you done our Haoura assignment? It's due tomorrow.
B: Fuck no, I'll do it before class. I don't care if I fail.

by Lettuce July 7, 2005

HAOAS

Heart Attack On A Spoon is as follows, a delightful treat i make my fellow classmates/family/friends, and is so sinful and deadly that if they eat to much they will have a heart attack, it consists of
Brownies
Peanutbutter
Peanutbutter pudding
Whip Cream
Reeses Peanutbutter Cups
Resses Peices
this is a deadly treat that they cant get enough of :)

Have you had any of Kimmehs HAOAS? if not you better hurry before its all gone!

OR

HAOAS also is called OOAS (orgasm on a spoon) becuase its so delightfull

by socks1567 December 11, 2009

hauan

Usually Known As A Hippie, Others See It As The Craziest Kid You Will Ever Meet, But You Wont Regret One Bit Of Ever Meeting Them.

"WOAH! Check Out That Hauan!"

by NoWayJose May 21, 2008