Hannibal, Missouri

Boyhood home of author Mark Twain (real name Samuel Clemens), it is a boring town dominated by a Wal-Mart Supercenter and the overwhelming need to please the tourists rather than the townsfolk. A terrible place to raise children.

"I couldn't WAIT to get out of Hannibal, Missouri."

by abrothers October 20, 2008

hanninan

happining but....not as.....plain i guess;
wats goin on

yo wuzz hanninan mayne?
wuzz hannin wit u?

by shortae October 27, 2007

The Hannibal

An advanced technique in scrotum presentation. A hybrid between the batwing and the teabagging, the hannibal is executed by placing the outstretched skin of the the scrotum on the victim's cheek or forehead so as the resemble Dr. Lecter. In games such as those presented in the movie WAITING, the hannibal is worth maximum points.

"Dude let's give him the hannibal...he's passed out"
"I totally gave her the hannibal and made her say 'hello clarice'"

by Fat Pledge July 22, 2008

Hanniyah

The best girl you will ever meet. She is Amazing and will never let anyone down. Is a bit of a bitch but she knows it. Is also extremely weird but everyone loves her anyway.

Person 1: "What is that girl doing?"
Person 2: "Oh That's Hanniyah She's always being really weird"

by Amazinperson08 June 14, 2014

handifat

1. (adj.) an ADA-recognized syndrome of big bones, thyroid disorder, and water retention, which entitles those afflicted to SuperSize their civic status along with their Value Meals, upgrading to 24/7 front-row parking, flashy aluminum walkers, and zippy electric scooters; all at no additional charge.
2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.

1. HANDIFAT PARKING ONLY: AVERAGE JOES WILL BE TOWED.
2. Orbiting NASA scientists, while sucking liquified SPAM through a tube in zero-G conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.

by Ivan Ugrozny November 20, 2007

Hanifa

The most amazing person in existence. You are blessed if you get to breathe the same air as her.

Hanifa is a god

by jfgjgdhxf November 27, 2021

Hannibal Lecture

noun

1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.

CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.

by H Gross June 1, 2010