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Hannah Montana 

Your average disney show about a horsefaced little girl trying to overcome multiple personality syndrome.

Apparently a blonde costume wig can fool all of America, who knew. Yeah, the acting is terrible, but what do you expect from a kid's show. This girl isn't very pretty, and her voice slightly reminds everyone of their drunk uncle's.

But here's something even weirder. "Hannah Montana" was born Destiny Hope Cyrus. Then she joined the show as Hannah Montana, and Miley Ray Stewart. So this little girl changes her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. That's just weird, I'm even confused.

Does anyone else actually become their television character?

Another thing, she's a terrible role model. While at first she was sweet and corny, now she has gotten about 5-10 racy pictures leaked. I don't mean Vanity Fair, I mean Wet-White-T-Shirt-That's-All-In-The-Shower-Sent-To-Nick-Jonas.


There were obviously many little girl who would have done a much better job, but based on her father's one hit country wonder, our fake accent hit came to be.



god, help us.
Hannah Montana is slowly taking over the world with her nonsense lyrics and strange mental defects.
Hannah Montana by kitteeeeen. October 22, 2008
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Hannah Montana 

A talentless, overrated Disney Channel pop-star who is all hype and can't sing to save her life
Jimbo: Did you go to the Hannah Montana concert the other day?

Stan's dad: No, I'm not gay
Hannah Montana by dnsczz August 1, 2008

Hannah Montana 

The latest money-maker from the Disney Channel. Hannah Montana (the show) follows the life of a young Miley Stewart as she balances being a normal girl with being a celebrity popstar, with the only difference between the two being a blonde wig. Her singing is mediocre, something you would find at a Karaoke bar...
Miley: You got the best of both worlds!
Walt Disney's Ghost: Yes! More money! Send it to my underground, frozen lair!
Miley: Man, I love singing!
WDG: Man, I love money!
Miley: Man, I love my daddy!
WDG: Man, I love you Hannah Montana!
Hannah Montana by joshrocks7890 February 18, 2008

hannah montana 

A no talent, over-rated, product of Disney, WASTE OF SPACE with a retarded name.
Retarded 12 year old: HOMGWTFBBQ I got tickets to HANNAH MONTANA.

Random Person on Street: Shut the fuck up. -shoots her-
hannah montana by George Le January 3, 2008

hannah montana 

A tween celebrity who looks like a monkey with make-up
Little sister: HANNAH MONTANA IS SOOO PRETTY!!
Big Sister: oh god. what are you talking about? she looks like a monkey with make-up.
hannah montana by Malish February 16, 2008

Hannah Montana 

Just another damned clone produced by Bell Labs under contract to Disney. When she is all-used-up, they'll produce more to unleash on the public.
"Hannah Montana. Proof you can come from nowhere and bring it with you. Also, few adults know or even care that her last name is spelled with only two "n's", not three."
Hannah Montana by Carl J. Maltese February 16, 2008

Hannah Montana 

I stuck up brat that sings about her fame and brags. She is a stupid ugly skank with an ugly smile and a stupid wig. She couldn't sing to save her life! But what's worse is her acting! Anyone can be 5 times better than that! All she thinks is "I'm just to good for all of you!. Again, her songs are about her bragging about how famous she is.
Hannah Montana: Yeah, I'm like so better than you cuz I'm FAMOUS!! YAH! I'm better than ALL YOU! But I suck at everything so YAH!
Hannah Montana by swimchick April 12, 2007