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auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "
johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "
by gmw January 22, 2008
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handball

To "delegate" work to others in the workplace/department when you don't want to take responsibility for the possible ramifiactions, or can't be arsed to do the work.
I.e. Mr Bryant is such a handballer
by lalalal April 23, 2005
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handball

to unload by hand
"fork lift truck? you must be joking. this is TESCO's. stop whinging and handball that twnty tons of spuds off NOW!
by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003
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handball

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.
I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
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honkball

the dutch word for baseball played only with homosexuals
Wil je honkballen met mij?
by koffefrombelgium March 4, 2009
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handballgodranga

a ranga that is deadly good at handball, usually does a kick off the serve that catches the ball on fire due to the power of the kick.
wow thats a handballgodranga there
by handballgodranga March 21, 2018
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Handball developing beginner

This is the stage between beginner Handball Noob and mediocre Handball recruit.
this rank consists of some respect within the handball community.
by ayeo16 August 8, 2018
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