Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008
Get the San Antonio Handlebarmug. by Greg freezy June 16, 2008
Get the riding a bike with no handlebarsmug. - My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
by Brammo September 24, 2006
Get the About as much use as a surfboard with handlebarsmug. The guy in the corner of every party that you know doesn’t fit. He looks around at the younger people rubbing his handle bar mustache.
by Poochy boy November 10, 2021
Get the Ben Handlebarsmug. The action of grabbing hold of ones ears, and forcing their head into their crotch. This forms a position that is supposed to resemble bike handlebars.
by Dicoto October 4, 2016
Get the Irish Handlebarmug. While in the doggy style position, the one giving grabs the other by the ears and stretches them out for support.
by rapperthepaul January 29, 2023
Get the Handlebar grabmug. by Alan Shaft August 12, 2024
Get the handlebar twistmug.