jack hammering

When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.

Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!

by Mity J October 23, 2006

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proper hammering

1. Something you say when your favorite team madness to beat a better team once in a while.
2. What happens to dumbasses from Sri Lanka when they put up nonsensical stats on Twitter.

"Hey, did you see how Sri Lanka gave a proper hammering to India in that ODI the other day?"
"Dude, that was one match. They lost the rest of the series 6-1."

by Not Daniel Alexander September 15, 2020

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hammerino

To be completely hammered out of your mind.

Dude I am fucking hammerino

by Devryb July 12, 2018

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Hammerdinnii Map

A shitty meme map that no one likes and everyone finds annoying

DUDE THE MAP IS SO SHITTY ITS LIKE A HAMMERDINNII MAP!!
Yeah that because hammerdinnii maps are shit.

by Hammerdinnii November 16, 2021

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The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering

I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.

by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022

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