The worst catastrophe since I ejaculated into a fan. An event that is literally like taking your cock, beating an angry cat with it while simultaneously shitting on your mom. Something so unmentionable that it gives you the sensation that a dozen catholic priests are sodomizing you repeatedly then finally sticking a purple candle in your sphincter and burning your insides with hot wax while cooking priest semen in your bunghole. Seriously, I'd rather be a youngling in Revenge of the Sith than go through this.
by ExplosiveSoap August 6, 2011
Get the Diarrhea Holocaust mug.The halalocaust is related to the Muslim tradition of slitting the neck of e.g a goat and allowing it to bleed out to give the unique flavor given by knowing that animal died for the almighty Allah. Remember no cows, Allah wouldn't like that.
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The hope for our future.
by TheCableNazi October 20, 2008
Get the juggalo holocaust mug.Holocaustianity refers to various argued similarities between beliefs in the politically correct version of the Holocaust and religious beliefs.
Anton: "what did you mean by that saying that the Holocaust is a religion, Mr. Grigory?"
Grigory: "Holocaustianity constitute a lay religion with its own dogma, commandments, decrees, prophets, high priests and Saints: St Anne (Frank), St Simon (Wiesenthal), St Elie (Wiesel). It has its holy places, its rituals and its pilgrimages. It has its temples and its relics (bars of soap, piles of shoes, etc.), its martyrs, heroes, miracles and miraculous survivors (millions of them), its golden legend and its righteous people. Auschwitz is its Golgotha, Hitler is its Satan. It dictates its law to the nations. Its heart beats in Jerusalem, at the Yad Veshem monument. It is a new religion that has enjoyed a meteoric growth since World War II."
Grigory: "Holocaustianity constitute a lay religion with its own dogma, commandments, decrees, prophets, high priests and Saints: St Anne (Frank), St Simon (Wiesenthal), St Elie (Wiesel). It has its holy places, its rituals and its pilgrimages. It has its temples and its relics (bars of soap, piles of shoes, etc.), its martyrs, heroes, miracles and miraculous survivors (millions of them), its golden legend and its righteous people. Auschwitz is its Golgotha, Hitler is its Satan. It dictates its law to the nations. Its heart beats in Jerusalem, at the Yad Veshem monument. It is a new religion that has enjoyed a meteoric growth since World War II."
by MickTheGoat September 7, 2023
Get the Holocaustianity mug.Sweaty hands, heavy breathing, and a ruptured colon. In short:The aftermath of a severe bowel movement. Environmental damage is very possible and more than likely. Up to and including: Flooding, Wall Splatter, and the dreaded "Olor a muerte" or Smell of Death
Stacy described the aftermath of the Dooklear Holocaust that claimed the 5th floor bathroom, "There were large clumps of fecal matter from ceiling to floor. Olor a Muerte had definitely set in."
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Get the dooklear holocaust mug.a terrible event, where 6 million jews from al different ages were killed because they were different.
bobby: did you hear about the holocaust that happened during world war|| in 1939-1941?
felicia: yes of course! it was that terrible event where hitler killed millions of jews!
bobby: OMG that’s terrible!
felicia: yes, i know. i wish it never happend
felicia: yes of course! it was that terrible event where hitler killed millions of jews!
bobby: OMG that’s terrible!
felicia: yes, i know. i wish it never happend
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