Haitian Necklace

The act of dousing a used car tire with gasoline, placing it on a human being and setting it ablaze. Usually, the victim has his/her hands tied behind his/her back first, making it impossible to break loose.

During a riot some poor people received a Haitian Necklace.

by Jamon Jamon May 8, 2007

Haitian Bobsled

To sit on a toilet and defecate in tandem. When one person sits with their back against the water tank and at least one other sits in front of them on the toilet seat and they defecate in a synchronized fashion. If it is two men, the genitals may rest above or below the seat at the individuals discretion.

CAUTION: do not attempt to do with more than 3 people unless you have trained with John Candy.

My friend and I had to shit at the same time and there was only one toilet, so we pulled a Haitian bobsled.

by El Gallo Loco May 31, 2011

Haitian Men

They won’t cheat on ya, will take care of u. They are super faithful. They know how to cook and will always make u happy no matter what happens. They always take care of their families when there’s something wrong, you’ll never find a better man.

Girl 1: Is he taking care of u?
Girl 2: Yea girl Haitian men are the best he always makes me happy.
Girl 1: I’m boutta get a Haitian man too!!
Girl 2: do ur thing girl they are super faithful and are incomparable.

by Widney Coma August 31, 2019

Haitian Sweep

The process of crossing over several (2+) lanes in one swift motion. This is usually done in an older, junky looking car as well but not necessarily exclusive to them.

"Did you just see that?"

"Ya, that was a proper haitian sweep."

by BlackScarab August 22, 2011

big ass haitian nigga named bobby

Everybody knows this nigga, no definition needed.

"Keep talkin' shit and a big ass haitian nigga named bobby finna be at your doorstep."

by Big Haitian Nigga Named Bobby October 4, 2017

Haitian Stacking

When multiple things such as boxes, shelves, books, cases, etc are stacked in a manner that is perfectly fine as long as there are no sudden vibrations or jolts. Similar to real life Haitian houses built in precarious locations.

Person 1: "Those moving boxes have Haitian stacking"
Person 2: "Well just like Haitian houses, they're fine enough unless there's an earthquake."

by AnotherpersonnamedMike January 16, 2010

haitian fire pork

It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax

Bro, I Haitian Fire Porked this chick and it was totally hot!

by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017