Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011
Get the Ironic Facial Hair mug.A portmanteau of "hairy" and "area"; an area on your body that is particularly hairy, but that you would probably prefer to have hairless. Such areas are a matter of personal preference.
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A crazy Italian bitch that opened a salon across from a pizza parlor. Motherfucks you every time you come to get your haircut! Wide eyed and big nostrils! Bitch is CRAZY!
Dude: I’m going to get my haircut today .
Other dude: by who?
Dude: the hair Nazi......
Other dude: holy shit bro....that bitch is crazy!
Dude: I know bro...she’s the fucking hair Nazi!!!!!
Other dude: by who?
Dude: the hair Nazi......
Other dude: holy shit bro....that bitch is crazy!
Dude: I know bro...she’s the fucking hair Nazi!!!!!
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Get the Prince Hair Harry mug.This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.
"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.
by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014
Get the Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun mug.A long haired punk is used to describe a long haired male in the modern punk rock culture. A long haired punk is considered the " black sheep" of the modern punk culture. He makes his own clothes is very pro DIY and choses to grow his hair out long instead of cutting it and getting a Mohawk. A long haired punk won't give a shit If you think he's a poser, because while your dyeing your hair pink he will be out thrashing in the mosh pit. Long haired punks are major hardcore no matter how fast they come into the scene, and and should be respected.
Examples of Famous "long haired punks"
Henry Rollins- Black Flag
Brian Baker- Minor Threat, Bad Religion
The Ramones. All of them.
Henry Rollins- Black Flag
Brian Baker- Minor Threat, Bad Religion
The Ramones. All of them.
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