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hairy gorilla 

Shave your pubes before you have sex with a chick. Later, ride her hecka hard until you have to skeet. Take out your shlong and cream on her chest and rub it around. Whip out your pubes that you had hopefully stashed in a nice tupperware or baggy and dump em on her chest. Thus, the hairy gorilla.
Other versions of the hairy gorilla:

I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!

I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!
hairy gorilla by Hairy Gorilla August 28, 2006

Hairy Gairy 

1. A Hairy Gay Fairy, or a nice thing to say to police officers. Like a Gairy except with a lot more hair...I mean a lot.
"Ok everybody, MANPILE! Last one in is a Hairy Gairy. Tee-hee, hiccup."

"I know I was speeding, but that's because I'm drunk Officer Hairy Gairy."

Hairy Grundle 

Hairy Grundle (AKA Grundle for short) - An alternative name for the Harris Millis dining hall on the Athletic Campus of the University of Vermont. The name was originally created by a group of friends in the class of 2006 who resided in the Marsh Austin Tupper Hall complex. The name was given to the dining hall due to its notoriously disgusting food and ability to cause nearly instantaneous diarrhea.
Man, I am never going back to the hairy grundle again, that food was nasty.

Hairy Goat 

While a girl is combing their partners pubs, the man begins to masterbate into the girls eyes. This results in her being blind and ripping off all of her partners penis hair.
Emily gave Pouyan and really dirty hairy goat and accidently ripped off his penis.
Hairy Goat by dickmaster26 May 1, 2010

hailey good 

Hailey Good is one of the most unique people you will meet. She loves to play sports and get competitive, but she mainly cares about her friends and how much she likes being apart of their lives. She has many hobbies and always makes time for her friends and family. Shes not the most loveable person in the world, but she loves the fact that people want her in their life.
Hailey Good wants to play a game with her friends today on the feild.
hailey good by Boiii2023 May 16, 2018

Hailey Graber 

She is a fucking hot girl and if you are dating her ahem, bradee French keep her forever and respect her