Hagger lager

A bottle full of hagger spit is hagger lager.

Jake: dude I'll give you five bucks to drink this.
Steve: no way Im not drinking your hagger lager.

by Jains April 6, 2009

Haggatroll

A nasty woman who looks like a hag & a troll

Look there's that haggatroll !

by Loopeelala August 18, 2015

haggertit

A haggertit, is when the tits just do NOT cooperate. Haggertits usually sag lower than the bellybutton and look like penises. People who have haggertits can NEVER EVER GET A GODDAMN BOYFRIEND IN THERE LIFE! Even Jack beeke wont take em, jk of course he will! DONT BE A HAGGERTIT condition ur boobs twice a week with hot sauce and lemon juice!

Gurrrllllll i havent seen u in so long.... what happend??
i forgot to condition my boobs
U HAVVE A HAGGERTIT
yep, jack beeke even said they where gross, after raping me behind a movie theater

by guinea pig owner November 22, 2017

haggot

A hairy faggot.

you might just be a haggot!!!

by Sabian June 3, 2004

haggot

Brandon Quessy, or a person not liked by any with a hairy mole and red hair.

That haggot is a firebush.

by Mark March 7, 2004

hagged

Derived from haggard, hagged is the true form of haggerdom. Once you become hagged, you're hagged for life. Not, necessarily a bad state for there are some who hold their hagged heads high. It's the generally giddy and autistic feeling after a menacingly long night of heavy drinking. You can't be labbeled as being hagged, you can't decide to be hagged, hagged is of the soul. It is the pure form of oneself.gangst

-Haggard to the extreme becomes "boss hagged".

-The first person in the liquor store, still drunk from last week, sporting the same old stinky flannel shirt, rocking the same disgruntaled grin and loving every minute of it. You are hagged and proud.

by Timothy LeaLand McQuarrie & Anastasia Beaverhousen January 29, 2006

hagger

A young male that is attracted too and dates older women.

Ralph is 17 but dates a 60 year old, he must be a hagger.

by cervic November 25, 2010