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Halfie

When a males penis is neither erect nor flaccid, but usually somewhere in the middle. This usually happens without a male being aware of it, or if his penis is slightly aroused. This can result in embarrassment or satisfaction depending where this occurs, and the occasion.
Example 1:

John: "I love the amazement in the other kid's eyes when they see my junk in the change room. They think i have genes from the black mamba when really i just have a halfie!"

Sam: "What is a halfie?"

John: "It's when i arouse my penis just a tad so that it looks like my penis is bigger."

Sam: "You really fooled me, i thought you where born that way!"
by azifromcalgary October 4, 2011
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Halfie

Halfie, is when you take a selfie, but only of half your face, or body. It can be either half your face, (upper, lower, only one side) or half your body (upper, lower, or the sides)

The halfie phenomenon is a Norwegian word, invented by a globetrotting guy from the west coast, on his travels to Paris, he discovered a way more interesting way to take pictures of himself in his endless quest for likes on various social media sites. Halfie is now taking the world by storm starting with Norway and Paris, and quickly spreading to the United States.
He took a nice looking halfie.

Selfies are so 2013, it's all about them halfies now a days.

She took a halfie in the mirror today, and it was fabulous
by Twister_r0 March 5, 2014
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hatfield

To be extremely germophobic and gay.

Usually works on computers too.
I tried to shake that guy's hand but he called me silly, what a hatfield!
by noahtheman January 24, 2008
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Haffe

A big black man that "stretches" inmates in prison.
Damn bro, you drop that soap and that haffe gonna tear you up
by PDawggyDawg May 7, 2018
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Halfies

The act of sharing, splitting, or taking part of any event or object with another person. Usually phrased in the verb tense or going to engage in such act.
Person1: (holding a piece of cake) "This chocolate cake looks delicious!"
Person2: "Hey, i want some!"
Person1: "Ok, lets go Halfies!"

Person3: I have so much work to do, i wont be able to finish it all.
Person4: Don't worry about it, we'll go Halfies and finish the work on time.
Person3: Thanks!
by Elprezzi November 27, 2011
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hoffies

To Hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. Or struggles to seal the deal.
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick
Bruce pulled a Hoffies with Shelly..
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies
by xfit blokes April 29, 2014
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hobo halfie

A hobo halfie is a 200ml plastic bottle of liquor that the derelict carry in their jacket or shirt pocket.
Two tramps bought split a hobo halfie while riding the rails across the country
by Moja Dog January 6, 2023
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