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loser husband

A husband who doesn't work for a living. Leaving the wife to work for all income. May also have children which the husband will not take care of by pawning off to other relatives. Does not do any house cleaning, cooking, nor caring for family's future. Loser husbands spend money from wife. Hangs out with friends as much as possible away from family. Gossips about other people to defer attention to himself.
Her loser husband has no future for her family because he hag out all day and not work a day in his life.
by FSAL August 17, 2011
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harry styles' husband

louis the sun tomlinson. whom harry had a crush on when he was16.
by iorderalouistomlinson December 18, 2020
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husband chair

A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops.
You go ahead and shop. I'll just be over here in the husband chair.
by JerseyJohn October 25, 2007
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Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH)

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.
My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.
by NZH Prez May 25, 2011
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Safety husband

A safety husband is a close friend that you love and who you have agreed to marry and or hand a kid with once you’ve reached a certain age if you both remain single.

''Deal! I'm your safety husband''
If we are still single by 30 will you be my safety husband?
by trinity monae November 8, 2021
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Corpse Husband

Corpse Husband is a seductive voiced, faceless youtube content creator. He specialises in true horror narration but also dabbles in creepypasta. Corpse as of recent months has been better known for his involvement in various other youtube creators videos on the Among Us gameplay.

He is also referred to as:
- 'Deep Daddy' by Jason
- 'The man with the best voice' by Jack

- 'Spoken brown note'
- or generally Daddy by the simpier part of the fandom.

Corpse does not, and might never do a face reveal. So get over it now ... :)
Corpse Husband: Waddap baby
The entirety of earth: * visibly wet *
by .... this is how you remind me October 17, 2020
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Husband in Law

The man who your wife has married, despite the fact that the two of you have yet to divorce. While bigamy is illegal, it isn't very difficult if you're used to living a secret life and don't have a problem lying under oath.
"Dude, you think you've got it bad? My inlaws are now my outlaws and I've got a crazy husband in law. When did I sign up for this crap?"
by Haywood Jablome III September 29, 2006
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