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Huckleberry bullshit

A level of frustrating, time-wasting, and sometimes derogatory information and/or action that is based in malicious ignorance. Usually the information/action have no rational (i.e. Common sense) or useful basis.

most common with inferior higher-ups in a heirarchy who desperately need to feel superior.

Coined during a meeting in 2008, after a night in a NYC gay bar.
Boss: I know I've never sold apples, but we should develop a way they could be peeled like a banana and that would help sales.

Employee 1 to employee 2: What is this huckleberry bullshit.
by Jasperbrown March 10, 2010
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huckleberry button fuck

An alternate way of answering your cellular phone.
*ring ring*

(Picks up phone)

"Huckleberry button fuck?"
by Rutt Moxx March 7, 2010
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Huckleberry cumshot

1 part huckleberry 44 North

1 part rum chata

Take as a shot
by Jakabis December 3, 2016
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Huckleberry Pie

When one person purposely smears shit (usually human) on his or her fist, and punches somebody else in the face.
Ian stole my wallet, so I think I will give him a huckleberry pie.
by Dargshand January 13, 2006
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Huckleberry Handshake

A Hand Job, Jerking off someone, Kissing ass through manual stimulation
My brother went to the beach on a company function this weekend. It was a shame to watch that guy as he was hanging out with the bosses and handing out a Huckleberry Handshakes to everyone of them. Some people will do anything for a raise!!!!!
by Butterman 14 June 11, 2013
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Huckleberry-Finn

The act of a man who masturbates repeatedly,
then flicks the ejaculate outwards. Preferably onto a person, thing, or animal.
In the movie 'Silence of the Lambs' Hannibal straight up Huckleberry-Finns all over Clarice.
by Justeroo October 9, 2008
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huckleberry friend

a fuck buddy (also see huckfinn and huckfinning).
"We're not serious...we're just huckleberry friends."

"We're after the same rainbow's end, my huckleberry friend, moonriver and me."
by bbling July 21, 2008
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