HP

This is an acronym for "hot pussy" and can be used to refer to a beautiful woman.

Was there any HP at the party?

by dub_K November 30, 2006

hp

HP, or HP's...short for HOT PROSPECTS. Imminently bangable girls.

Did you see the way that HP was getting down to C+C Music Factory? I might get her a Zima.

by OnoSendai May 26, 2006

HP

A computer such as the "hp pavilion mx90"
OR it could mean hairy penis/pussy

Alex:Hey, dude do you have an HP?

Brandon: yes.

Alex: eww...........

by NOOBchowNOOB April 20, 2009

HP

Acronym for "Hinge Problem" or "Heat Problem".

"Just got me a HP laptop, the monitor snapped off after 3 seconds of usage and the CPU temperature exceeded that of a neutron star during startup. I should've gotten a ThinkPad instead."

by debianwaylanduser69420 October 28, 2023

HP

Hangover Poo, the nasty shits you have the morning after a big night out

Mate i had a nasty HP this morning!

by Fuddy March 28, 2007

Hp

Short for Houseparty (a Group FaceTime app)

Yo whats up anyone wanna hp

by I_was_worried_for_a_second February 17, 2019

HP

Abbreviation for Hit Parader, a hard rock music magazine.

I really love the articles in HP this month!

by MegaLiz November 16, 2007