As 50 cent once said: “If I went back to a hooptie from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like some of my friends?”
by Saucydawsy November 7, 2019
Get the Hooptiemug. N. A vehicle that the value of the sound system and 'dubs' far exceeds the value of the POS in question...
Commonly driven by niggaz/niggers/wiggaz/wiggers and/or chiggaz/chiggers
Commonly driven by niggaz/niggers/wiggaz/wiggers and/or chiggaz/chiggers
'That nigga be done hit mah cah and done rode way wit my ho, nah sh' gon' be hi baby mama. All he be had had was a 1964 Impala,'dunk-ride' wit 26 inch 'dubs'... dat shit was a fuckin' nice-ass hoopty...
by DamnedYank January 20, 2007
Get the hooptymug. Any car that the owner has spent more money on trying to spice it up than it is worth. If you come to Fresno, California, you will see an '83 Corolla with $2,000 rims or...or...HAHAHA! You will see a '94 Geo Metro with a $4,000 paint job and $3,000 rims I recently procured in a race because he thought it was fast.
A prime example of a hooptie would be an '89 Ford Probe with $5,000 worth of accessories or almost any Honda.
by Headman August 1, 2005
Get the hooptiemug. by jimmanthapinkerton March 21, 2009
Get the hooptiemug. A car that goes " hooptie, hooptie, hooptie" when you turn! Other essential requirements for a suburban hooptie (a cousin to the urban hooptie) are rust deposits making it appear that the car is camoflagued, stale cigarette smell and 12 year olds butts in the ashtrays, and finally the suburban hooptie must ride down the rode as though it were a boat.
"Mom do you have to pick me up at school in that hooptie? Can't you park in the parking lot behind the Hummer and let me walk up to the door?"
by Anonymous April 19, 2003
Get the hooptiemug. 
Get the hooptiemug. by muffalo_bill December 6, 2003
Get the hooptiemug.