Honk

Honk means Halo Obsessive Nerd Kid used in Halo for a kid who plays non-stop.

He knows all of the glitches! What a fucking HONK.

by Comcasternick April 10, 2011

honk

A dumb ass mothafucker. Or when something is very bad or poor

You fuckin´ HONK. I hate your friend, he´s a fuckin´ HONK

by Christian Holmqvist March 31, 2005

honk

Things that are full of nonsense or untrue and quite often of bad quality.

"Ah, the film's shite, it's a load o' honk man."

by Ross King July 25, 2006

Honk

When you squeeze someone's ballsack for fun.

When I honked him he smiled at me.

by Pingpongdong123 March 24, 2017

Honk

The mating call of a Darkness role

Goose kept going honk to find love

by Soupstar123 October 12, 2018

Honk

A sound when someone blows their nose really hard... HONK

Person1: wow did you hear that honk?
Person2: yeah that was Jim blowing his nose.

by Honk kidy honk January 29, 2019

Honk

A meaningless joke just like life itself.

Honk Honk

by Metamorphism April 17, 2019