HOOAH BAR

The greatest most intense energy bar you will ever eat in your entire life. It is said to give one super human strengths, keen sight, steady breathing, strong trigger finger, killer mentality, stone cold concentration.... and best of all comes in these fantastic flavors Apple-Cinnamon, Cran-Raspberry, Chocolate, Raspberry and Mocha !!!

Pvt. Snuffy: I don't think I can make this ruck march...30 miles seems like a lot Sergeant

Sgt. Slaughter: Bullshit, Here private, try this .....HOOAH BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pvt. Snuffy: Wow thanks Sergeant!! that ruck march was easy thanks to that hooah bar!!

by Ikillhajis77 February 10, 2010

HOOAH boner

Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."

Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.

by bishop323 October 6, 2011

Jimmy Hoffa

Reigning hide and go seek champion.

"Son of a bitch, we've looked for Jimmy Hoffa everywhere! Tell him he's gonna miss supper."
- J. Edgar Hoover, ex-director of the FBI

by AgentSythe May 2, 2007

Hopoate

Also known as a 'Hopo'

To forcibly insert your finger in somebody's anus. (As originally performed by Rugby League player John Hopoate).

that poof was trying to give him a hopo!

by Mr Jones April 25, 2005

jimmy hoffa

jimmy hoffa was the union leader who mysteriously vanished. his body is still nowhere to be found. people say he was killed by the mafia but its still a big mystery.

me and haley LOVE jimmy hoffa soooooooo much!!!! we love u jimmy!

by KoR-tAnI December 17, 2006

hofo

someone who is either homophobic or hates gays/bisexuals, would verbally or physically object to being hugged by a person of the same sex, or seeing such
can also be referred to as 'foho'

A: Did you hear that Adrian beat some guy up for touching him?
B: Yeah, he's such a hofo

by openmindedhofohater June 27, 2008

Jimmy Hoffa

When a condom aka a Jimmy falls off during sex and is never found.

So we are going hard and all of the sudden my Jimmy cone turned into a Jimmy Hoffa.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016