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historian

A student, archivist, and author of popular fiction. A quixotic hero. Eschews paradox in favor of imposing a coherent, and therefore false, narrative interpretation of the past. Still, without historians we would be even more clueless about our intellectual, political, social, and economic context. Historians create the narratives that shape our sense of heritage and our perception of "who we are." The study of history is therefore both futile and vital.
"Historian - a broad-gauge gossip." -Ambrose Bierce
"History does not repeat itself. Historians repeat each other." -Arthur Balfour
by Dusty Cioffi May 6, 2008
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Historia

Historia, a girl that would do anything to bring her lover back from the dead, her lovers name is ymir.
"Who's that simp?"
"Thats just historia."
by MisterPickle193 December 29, 2020
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Orwellian Historian

Someone who erases the past to fit their vision of the present. From the George Orwell novel '1984'.
Why dwell on your sad childhood memories? Just have a orwellian historian take your unhappy pictures and home movies and have them destroyed. Then you block them out of your mind for good.
by Stephan Smolka January 12, 2009
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Historical

The word historical Means that whatever your talking about is old.for example today me and Kayla were arguing about random words that we said I said historical she said ellipsis.we are both confused humans
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Historia Reiss

A character in the anime/manga Shingeki no Kyojin. She is the lesbian queen who has no tolerance for anybody's bullshit.
Male: "Hey Historia Reiss, how about a date?"
Historia: "Fuck off."
by ixaa September 18, 2016
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Historia

A woman that would do anything to brin her lover back from the dead, her lovers name is called ymir anyways stan ymir 🥰
"Who's this simp?"
"Her name is historia".
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Hollywood Historian

Someone who accepts movie scripts as historical facts and then uses them in debates/arguments.
Joe: Private Ryan was a real person!
Bob: You're such a Hollywood Historian.
by promeistro May 19, 2010
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