italian lawn jockey handoff

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome

(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?

by sammythejuice October 24, 2011

Handoffable

The ability to think about someone whilst having a wank.

"Be-jayzus look at caroline, she is very handoffable"

by that-guys February 7, 2013

handoff

Hanging out with one girl and switching to another to avoid "approach anxiety".

Dude I was hanging with Claudia and it was going nowhere. Then, Katherine showed up! The perfect handoff.

by GSan2011 July 18, 2011

mexican handoff

you take a item from someone and pass it around it cant go to the same person twice as the person who owns the item trying to get it when every one gets the item you win

billy took franks hat and gave it to every one in in the room starting a mexican handoff

by loganmed04 January 25, 2018

baby handoff

The location where a baby or child is transferred from one divorced parent to the other.

Tim: I've noticed that corner of the parking lot is like the"baby handoff" for this section of town.
Milly: Baby handoff?
Tim: Yes. The place where divorced parents hand off their children to to other parent.
Milly: Ah. Okay. My baby handoff is Tuscaloosa Alabama. Has been for two years now.

by mark52million December 29, 2018

tiajuana handoff

Two guys put their weiners in each other’s hands. Whoever gets hard first is gay.

“Todd called Brett gay, so they had a tiajuana handoff to find out for sure.”

by Yodes July 19, 2023

Tijuana handoff

Two guys put their weiners in each other’s hands. Whoever gets hard first is gay.

“Brett called Todd gay, so they settled it once and for all with a Tijuana Handoff”

by Yodes July 19, 2023