R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

An incurable STD that is like a blue waffle times 1000 that causes your genitalia to turn black, seep, farm boils, and eventually fall off. It lives troglos underpants and is both airborne and fatal.

I know may people who have died of M.E.D.Z.A.R.P.T.H.

by vv.12.12.c| December 7, 2011

s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s.

noun. Dirived from the adjective s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) Pronounced "smithness". The smithness of someone can be mesure by a s.meter (see s.meter)

The s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. of this guy is crazy!

by JuBr October 9, 2006

T.G.W.W.H.W.D.B.E.H.H.N.M.H.H.H.T.

The Guy Who Wishes He Was Dead Because Everyone Hates Him No Matter How Hard He Tries

Stranger 1: Who's that guy over there sitting all alone?

Stranger 2: Ohhh, that's just T.G.W.W.H.W.D.B.E.H.H.N.M.H.H.H.T.; don't worry about him, he'll just be a loser for life.

by TGWWHWDBEHHNMHHHT March 6, 2021

W.H.Y.R.M.E.

Why haven't you read my entry, usually said when a site doesn't care about what you write.

Dude I posted something on this site
So?
They haven't read it!
That is so W.H.Y.R.M.E.

by Mister Tentitisticals March 4, 2009

M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H.

An acronym meaning “men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven”

“I’m seeing this new guy, he might be a keeper.”
“How do you know? “
“ Men who get hard from eating pussy go to heaven”
“And that’s on PERIODT!”
“He saw the M.W.G.H.F.E.P.G.T.H. in my Tinder bio and it was love at first swipe.”

by inkess January 22, 2020