When a human of male genitalia precedes to insert the testacies into the mouth, while simultaneously encompassing the victim's nose with one's rectum cavity, and finally proceeds to let off a stinky fart.
After seeing Tim Allen in 'Christmas with the Kranks', it would be awesome to sneak into his house while he's sound asleep, then MANCHURIAN GASMASK him... but that would suck if he bit off your balls.
by Conor McGill April 30, 2006
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Andy le susurraba, "Se que todo es muy confuso entre tú y yo. Pero de algo no tengo duda, de que me gustas y te quiero, así de fácil."
Ally le contestaba, "lo se Andy, lo se, pero el tiempo aun no es correct."
Ally le contestaba, "lo se Andy, lo se, pero el tiempo aun no es correct."
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Materials Required:
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)
Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)
Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.
Guy 1: Bro, how the fuck did Chad get herpes in his nose??
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?
Guy 2: The dumbass got a Columbian Gasmask from some skanky hooker from the next town over.
Guy 1: The fuck?
by GingerTopo May 17, 2015
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It is a very good pranks and makes the victim smell your dirty farts.
This prank was origanally made from a Ukrainian prankster and it is like a gas mask when you put it on there face therefore it is name "Ukrainian Gasmask"
Slangs for this term include "The Dirty Ukrainian" and "Sour Cabbage Surprise"
It is a very good pranks and makes the victim smell your dirty farts.
This prank was origanally made from a Ukrainian prankster and it is like a gas mask when you put it on there face therefore it is name "Ukrainian Gasmask"
Slangs for this term include "The Dirty Ukrainian" and "Sour Cabbage Surprise"
Matt: Hey Billybob check this out ::gives him Ukrainian Gasmask::
Billybob: OWTF!?!?! that smells like shit!!!
Matt: Rofl lol!!!
Billybob: OWTF!?!?! that smells like shit!!!
Matt: Rofl lol!!!
by Matt Mandrusiak January 4, 2008
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(The Gasmask)
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by asg123qwe May 20, 2008
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Bill - " Jill, why do you look so sick?"
Jill- " Fuckin Felix, gave me a broken gasmask a couple minutes ago."
Jill- " Fuckin Felix, gave me a broken gasmask a couple minutes ago."
by dumb fuck ball ass bag April 25, 2010
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1) A style of bowling used in the sport of turk-toss (a Mediterranean variation of cricket). The delivery involves coming around the wicket and over the wicket at the same time. Applying both in-swing and out-swing, the bowl relies heavily on a firm wasp of the hips and the element of surprise.
2) A person who has surpassed the standard confines of being a sexual partner sharing swinger. Has very few boundaries and is happy to participate in practically anything suggested.
3) A person who performs on a standard playground swing-set outside of normal boundaries. Executes such moves as the "Headstand Flip" and the "Rump Dragger"
1) A style of bowling used in the sport of turk-toss (a Mediterranean variation of cricket). The delivery involves coming around the wicket and over the wicket at the same time. Applying both in-swing and out-swing, the bowl relies heavily on a firm wasp of the hips and the element of surprise.
2) A person who has surpassed the standard confines of being a sexual partner sharing swinger. Has very few boundaries and is happy to participate in practically anything suggested.
3) A person who performs on a standard playground swing-set outside of normal boundaries. Executes such moves as the "Headstand Flip" and the "Rump Dragger"
1) Another crazy gumas swinging delivery takes the final wicket in the inter-turkinental cup.
2) Random swinger: My gimp monkey and I would really like to cock-vomit all over your one armed, one legged midget partner and your Turkish chest.
Gumas: This is everything that I am about, I would love to receive this.
3) Child: Good day to you Gumas, I am enjoying sitting and swinging on this swing, would you care to join me.
Gumas: My skill in this art far surpasses yours. I am a crazy swinger and I will not tarnish my reputation by participating in this with you.
2) Random swinger: My gimp monkey and I would really like to cock-vomit all over your one armed, one legged midget partner and your Turkish chest.
Gumas: This is everything that I am about, I would love to receive this.
3) Child: Good day to you Gumas, I am enjoying sitting and swinging on this swing, would you care to join me.
Gumas: My skill in this art far surpasses yours. I am a crazy swinger and I will not tarnish my reputation by participating in this with you.
by jjvpfce January 2, 2011
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