Bad Gurks

A very bad sexual intercourse or just bad fucks

Hell no dat bitch bad gurks

by BuzzLightyear boy November 19, 2023

Gurk

Gurk is the new hot thing, using as an acronym to describe something which is imperceivable

"Spread the gurk" - More intense version of spread the word
"The holy gurkle" - Biblical scroll relating to gurk
"Furk the gurk turk" Gurk gurk furk

by TheGurkler August 5, 2025

Gurking

Word created by king Theo as replacement for glazing or meat riding

Damn Elo, stop gurking my shit

by Bzdvo January 1, 2024

Gurks

the most powerful people on the planet.

the gurks are so powerful.

by gurknumberone August 19, 2021

Gurking

an alternative to the word "jerking"

He is gurking himself off

by The tickler 9000 March 13, 2023

Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

Gurked

Gurked:

To be on a sensational alcoholic high, yet not blackout drunk... yet. One that is Gonzo Ball is naturally always gurked. Be careful however, cause those that are often the first to be gurked, are also the ones who often chog first.

L: I have been watching the Dora the Explorer for the last two hours and I am currently gurked off some sensational Budlight

R: Fross.

by ChikenChoker4Lyfe June 14, 2019