Guinness Mouthwash

Defecating a thick black sticky turd into someones mouth after a night on the Guinness, before ejaculating on top of it to give the perfect creamy head

Diane couldn't wait for Steve to come back from the pub and give her a hot Guinness mouthwash

by Peas & Carrots June 1, 2018

Guinnesswine

Guinnesswine is the nectar of the gods. Able to give any mortal human the power to achieve anything they so wish

Ah mate I’m so close to the summit of Everest, best drink some Guinnesswine so I can get there

by MasterEvski November 8, 2019

Guinness

My dog she is black and she is a miniature schnauzer and she loves food. She is five when I post this.

Guinness is the cutest thing I've ever seen

by MemeWolf October 3, 2020

Party Guinness

a slang term ONLY FOR a 24 oz tall boy of Pabst Blue Ribbon "established in Milwaukee 1844"

Costumer says, "Do you carry Pbr's?" Bartender, "Yes." Customer "Can I get a party Guinness?" Bartender, "..."

by bud mundy May 27, 2012

Gunny Guinness

A drink consisting of Mikes Hard Cranberry and Guinness, which can help the drinker get out of
“Mamby Pamby” land.

I had a Gunny Guinness to man up and get this done.

by SocialDistanceRunner April 18, 2020

New York Guinness

A mix of Coca-Cola and Cognac, most often Hennessy.

"Catch me on the block drinkin' New York Guinness"
(N.O.R.E)

by Lil Slugga February 21, 2011

Guinness hair

The revolting trend which refuses to die - skanky girls that die their hair in sections, the top being blonde, the underneath black. The victim is under the delusion that the two toned effect is sexy, as well as the delusion that it is still 1999.

Usually teamed with white pants and a boyfriend called Darryl who drives a RX7.

"Ew! Can you smell stale sex and Red Door perfume? Betcha it's that girl over there with the Guinness hair"...

by Joshwa81 February 17, 2008