Guatamalen Tradition

When you buy a drink you are entitled to the first sip of your drink before any of your friends

"Let me get a sip of that drink"
"Let me get the guatamalen tradition finished with"

by Guafantano Jones July 12, 2007

guatemalteco

A person from Guatemala.

There are "Mexicanos" from Mexico and there are "Guatemaltecos" from Guatemala

by BloodWolf575 February 23, 2014

Guatemalan

Guatemalans are from a country named "Guatemala"...its NOT "Mexico" which is completely different!! Although we have mayan heritage doesnt classify us as one specific type of people like sayin dat we all are short...?!?!

The idiot dat sed a "Guatemalan" are like Mexicans needs to visit Guatemala, read a book, & stop hatin cuz ur not well informed!!! Wat A Loser!!!!!

by Yess06 July 22, 2006

Guatemalan GoGurt

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.

Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."

by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011

Guatemalan

Ain't mexicans!!!! its NOT "Mexico" COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!

People from or with decent of a country in Central America named "Guatemala" bordered by Mexico to the north and west, the Pacific Ocean to the southwest, Belize to the northeast, the Caribbean to the east, and Honduras and El Salvador to the southeast. NOT ALL guatemalans are short and dark skinned.

- "Yo dat idiot said that guatemalans are mexicans wat a looser"

- "Fo real, needs to visit Guatemala, read a book or somethin' cuz is not well informed"

by GuatemalanPride4Eva July 27, 2009

Guatemalan Cave Snake

When a guy rubs guacamole all over his dick for lube and then jams it in the girl's ass.

Judy went through a lot of TP after Bob gave her that Guatemalan Cave Snake!

by Mars Mission November 12, 2012

Guatemalan Chili Dog

When you feed your partner lots of undigestable vegetables (beans, corn, etc..) and wait until they are about to have a bowel movement. Quickly proceed to have rough anal sex. Then Pull out and look down at your penis... Thats a Guatemalan Chili Dog. ( penis covered in hot brown sauce with lots of veggies)

Hey Babe i got you lots of tasty vegetables for the Guatemalan Chili Dog later tonight.

by THEDOZER July 25, 2013