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Guyanese Shower

Term defining the use of someone using too much or too strong cologne to cover up their body odor. Named after the people of west Indian descent who are known for doing this in the inner NYC boros of Queens, Bronx and Manhattan. They do this thinking it will attract ladies when instead, nine times out of ten, it ends up choking them.
Friend #1: Yo bro you gonna take a shower after playing basketball for the last 2.5 hours?

Friend #2: "Nah man I'm just gonna take a Guyanese shower and hope my girl doesn't notice."
Guyanese Shower by Trey Boogie September 7, 2012
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Shamwow (guyanese version) 

One of the most funniest youtube video to the Guyanese audience created by jaymantube
Coolie Bai number 1: Yuh eva seen this video bai? Shamwow (guyanese version)?

Coolie Bai number 2: Um, yeah who hasn't

Coolie Bai number 3: Look it's shamwow!
Yah roll am like roti!
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Girl 1: Do you have any idea what they are talking about?
Girl 2: No, I think they are speaking guyanese...
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Gurbanese 

Mixed languages spooken between highly educated people.
Bill and Kristy met friends from their high society club and they spoke Gurbanese so the peasants could understand what they were talking about.
Gurbanese by William Harrison March 11, 2005

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Language spoken between an people within a special cult world.
Bill, Kristy, and Connie spoke Gurbanese while shopping so the locals couldn't understand what they were talking about.
Gurbanese by William Harrison March 16, 2005