Yo wa guan piff ting

yo wagwan piff ting

The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.

This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.

For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.

When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.

Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.

Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?

A girl with common sense - Wasteman.

by Mannyonthemap0161 December 13, 2017

Jack Guan

The perfect friend. Kind, funny and impossible to hate bc even if you try then he will become your friend again whether you wanted it or not. He is loyal, smart, funny and will stick up for you wherever he can even if the tangled friend groups get in the way.

Jack Guan is amazing.

by jejeejeeeee December 24, 2022

aaron guan

a person with a huge dick

wow dude u see that guy,? he's a real aaron guan

by savage543you March 6, 2017

eskitty guan

1. super hot and cool sandwich maker famously known as the lookalike of dixie damelio. don’t keep her as your number one sneaky link defineltey not sneaky link material she doesn’t put mayonnaise on the right side of the bread.

these sandwiches taste like shit! who made them? eskitty guan?

by finnwolfhardswifeforrealnocap May 8, 2021

Wei Guan

A malaysia dumb.

Ei, Wei Guan why you take my shoes to eat??

by thooyk November 23, 2021

Wei Guan

Wei Guan is a guy who like to tell jokes but he is suck to tell joke
A guy who like to talk nonsense stuff while others people doing their job

When everyone chatting Wei Guan will suddenly tell some joke that is not related at all ,and nobody understand what he means.
It makes himself very awkward.

by Cytoplasm 18 November 23, 2021

teng guan

A person who is known for being blur in nature and tends to rely on others for basics needs.

Hey did you know that teng guan remember his classmates names?

by Quanikwan March 16, 2023