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Gornet

pronounced Gor-Nay, sometimes also referred to as a Gornay.

v. when one of your friends fucks things up all the time, or the act of such a fuck up

n. one who doesn't get it and most likely has a made up girlfriend
-Bro do you know if he got with that girl last night?
-No man he totally Gornayed it as usually.
-Oh, typical Gornet.
by theVicht January 8, 2012
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gourmet

"cool" or "dope" from Aaron Karo's ruminations, www.aaronkaro.com
For instance, one could say “Damn, those sneakers are gourmet!” or “That chick you took home last night had a gourmet ass.”
by The man April 12, 2004
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suck on my old gurnet

A reactionary exclamation to something or someone you don't agree with. Medway in Kent based particularly the Strood area.

The sort of thing you'd say walking away from someone, rather than something to say to get a reaction. Said with the emphasis on the word gurnet.
Q. Its your turn to to make the tea?

A. Why don't you suck on my old gurnet

(Bad example but couldn't think of a good one, lol)
by Dangerous.999 September 2, 2009
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Gourneyed

To present an overly exaggerated, bug-eyed appearance of hyper-alertness, most often caused by the complete lack of sleep associated with the ingestion of large quantities of stimulants.
I was gonna let him borrow my car this morning, but when he showed up , homeboy was gourneyed beyond belief. He was shaking so bad he couldn't even get the key in the ignition.

Daaaaaamn bro, you are completely gourneyed, quit holdin out on me.
by Tony Morongo & Mean Jean June 30, 2011
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gourmeth

The classy meth, you know, the kind that a spice company would put in its gourmet collection.
Let's go to the double-wide and get us some gourmeth.

What would pair well with this pinot?
I'd say some gourmeth would go quite nicely.
by P-Dizzy October 1, 2012
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gourmet crumpet

A nice “bit of crumpet” who is gourmet in her sexual flexiblitly: in particular, receiving pleasure by watching and facilitating her man in to a ménage a trois. And/or is orally fixated.
.oh Mella ..shes amazing and loves watching me fuck other girls and joining in just at the right moment to get us all to cum at the same time... she really is Gourmet Crumpet.
by Oblique Geek January 12, 2018
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Gourmet Nut

Bruh I just choked the chicken. That was a gourmet nut
by bruh023498579238475 January 8, 2019
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