gouch

Being Exceptionally lazy for a whole day. 5pm buy snacks, switch on Games Console, Play, 5am Sleep

John: What are you going to do today?

Alex: Hit a Gouch

"look at that Lazy Git Over there, stuffing his face and playing World of Warcraft"
"yeah he's absolutely hitting one(a gouch)"

by EbeneezerGoode May 28, 2007

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The Gouch

An invisible Bully.

Arnold what happen to? The Gouch Chased me home.

by Vegaz Chichester January 1, 2012

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Gouch

(Verb) To “gouch” = to chill out, relax, usually in a slovenly manner and under the influence of marijuana.

End of the day! Time to gouch our!

by SuperDuperPK November 30, 2017

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gouch

The space between the dick and the asshole

God damn my gooch is itchen, scratch right between my dick and my asshole!

by Jake Brandenburg February 25, 2003

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Gouche gouche goo is an in famous, tickling technique. Unlike the typical areas of tickling which cause laughter ( arm pits, under chin) this tickle technique is more of a sexual stimulate which is often frowned upon.

Friend: You know they say the best cure is laughter
Me: Gouche gouche goo...happy now?
Friend: No, but my penis is

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

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Gouch

a couch, meant to seat x number of people, is occupied by x+1 persons (particularly all male).

Example 1:
Steve: Sorry but can you move over and make this a gouch?
Joe: NO! Go get a fold out chair.

Example 2:
Steve: Anyone sitting here?
Joe: No, but you're not turning this into a gouch!

by ogerp jr September 7, 2010

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