ME: Hey Logan, you've been playing gorilla tag too much?
Logan: yeah, how did you know?
ME: Your arm is battered, and i think you cut your hand on the scissors again.
A game that is played only by crying children and middle-aged adults who still live in their parents’ house.
Person A: Hey dude, wanna play Gorilla Tag?
Person B: Bro that shit’s ass, play something else like Blade & Sorcery or Superhot. Even Rec Room is better with the same type of players 💀.
A boring game full of little children playing tag as gorillas.
This is also known as one of the literal worst games to ever come up to this planet.
99% of the players are 9 year olds who scream racial slurs into the microphone.
"I playgorilla tag"
"Ew bro go away"
The best vr game in the world
It may be free, but the hospital bills and the furniture you have to pay for after playing are not
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