gopher

An evil rodent that spreads the evil monkey pox disease. They have sold their souls to their satanic leaders- the monkeys- in exchange for eternal dominion over their arch nemesis: the weasels.

I bought a gopher at the petshop. Then I contracted monkey pox and died.

by Fowzilla November 25, 2003

gopher it

1337 way of saying Go For It.

mole 1) You think i should paint that shit?
mole 2) Gopher it nigga dont be scared.
mole 1) fasho

by ThatMoleFaSho March 11, 2008

gopher

a rich kid that pretends to be poor to seem cool like all the other druggie kids but actually has a 4.3 gpa and lives in a mansion

ann:
look at that guy shopping at juicy with his girlfriend, look he bought a $5550 shirt
bella:
but why is he so dirty and poor looking?
ann:
because he's a gopher

by iceicebaby12131231 April 29, 2007

gophering

A term used for being endlessly distracted while also trying to vehemently convince one's self of not enjoying said distraction and complaining about it, yet being distracted anyway.

Commenter: NO! NO! STOP GOING THE WRONG DAMN WAY! Ugh... there he goes gophering off again.

by Reaperrz April 18, 2017

gopher

to go, in the spirit of going dumb. normally used to describe something.

origin: Aaron Hall started using it in 2006 as a bastardized form of goes...the term then spread faster than the clap

a-star: yo myspace name from tech n9ne...that gopher

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 9, 2006

gopher

a person on halo 2 who gets on a turret and stays on it until they are killed.

snipe that gopher at the front of the base.

by sklaid April 12, 2005

gopher

something unsightly, the penis

That kid had a big gopher.

by yoyofosho October 29, 2003